Since my last post, the following things have happened to me (in chronological order):
1) The transmission in my car broke. (Since fixed under warranty)
2) Somebody started writing tons of checks in my name and I've been having to deal with identity theft.
3) I got a black eye after walking into an open dumpster lid that I didn't see (was looking down at my phone while walking along). It still hurts a week later.
4) I came down with a cold.
Clearly, I have pissed off the gods.
The thing is, at this point, it is all just sort of funny. If the last few months of my life were portrayed in a movie people would laugh, but would find it completely unbelievable.
So I laugh cause its funny, but at the same time, seriously, fuck everybody; this shit is getting old.
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2 comments:
I lol'd.
I lol'd in my pants!
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